ooh don’t worry about it! I’d be glad to help you get to know Chun better :D because there’s a problem if you don’t stan that man in at least some way lol
(I will inbox you all the good chunblogs I know so I hope you follow them all because eVERYONE NEEDS SOME CHUN IN THEIR LIVES)
His stage name is Micky Yoochun. That’s right, Micky as in Micky the fucking mouse because he used to live in the h0OD of Virginia and well wHAT B@DA$$IER NICKNAME THAN MICKY
he actually looks really adorable wearing Micky Mouse stuff
I personally think he did a terrible job living up to that name I mean if you’re going to wander around calling yourself Micky you should at least try to dress like him and by that i mean to say what the fuck are you still doing with a shirt on park yoochun
Moving on.. he was the bass baritone of the group because yes let us all remind ourselves that DB5K was an acapella group. Despite that being his role in the harmonization (+rapping), he could hit those high notes like a motherfucking boss. I’m talking about Love In The Ice and Bolero here. Holy shit.
COMPOSER OF THE GROUP. Seriously he’s written amazing songs and he is a prO pianist I will forever love his solo piano performance at their Mirotic Concert in 2009
BTW IF YOU WATCH THAT YOU MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT NOTICE THAT HE’S A FUCKING TEASE
he has a really low, deep, sexy voice, but he really likes to go in that higher pitch as to tease and be playful and it just makes you (╯°□°）╯︵unɥɔooʎ ʞɹɐd
btW DID YOU KNOW THAT MICKY IN CHINESE/MANDARIN IN WRITTEN CHARACTERS MEANS “SECRET WEAPON”
BECAUSE HE HAS A SECRET WEAPON
SO SECRET THAT WE NEVER EVEN SEE IT
SERIOUSLY. IT’S PISSING ME OFF. I SWEAR NONE OF YOU CAN COME UP WITH 5 PICS WHERE OUR EYES CAN FEAST ON THE CHUNBULGE
HIS UNDERWEAR MUST BE AS TIGHT AS JAEJOONG’S ASS AFTER A 3-MONTH NO-SEX DIET
what was I saying
Of course I can’t talk about Yoochun without talking about chUNFLOPS
DIS DUDE IS SO CHILL HE BE WEARING FLIP FLOPS ANYWHERE HE GO
JAPAN, CHINA, AMERICA, THE SAHARA DESERT, HELL HE’D BE WEARING THEM IN THE FUCKING NORTH POLE
as you may already be able to tell, he’s not one to make his movements too intense or extravagant. He’s actually really dandy, laid back and just plain chill man, but that doesn’t mean he don’t know how to sexy.
Actually, one of his biggest charms IMO, is his sex appeal. Him being able to be incredibly sexy and sensual, while barely even doing anything
LOOK AT THAT
HE JUST EXUDES SEX MY OVARIES HURT SO BAD RIGHT NOW
NEEDLESS TO SAY
HE BE THE PIMP OF THE GROUP
GETTIN’ ALL THE LADIES AND WHATNOT
SO PIMP THAT HE GETS RUBBED AND FUCKING BLOWN ON STAGE
^ WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS JOB
while we’re in the subject of sexy
have you seen that man with long hair
how is that not sex on legs m0ther of jEsus
as much as he can be hot, his pout is just one of the most adorable things i’ve seen in my entire life
so it may seem as though he is very wary of his appearance and looks but he actually does not give a flying fuck
thus was born le chunface
mmm so sessay
you must worship chunface-sama
best friends with Kim Junsu, aka duckbutt. Laughs at everything and anything that comes out of the latter’s mouth.
His way of showing his love for Junsu is to bully the daylights out of him. Seriously, probably not a day goes without trolling/teasing him and he just gets a huge kick out of it
but really, Junsu is his ray of sunshine and these two have such a sweet and precious relationship I honestly don’t know what he would do without Junsu it just makes me cry
Junsu likes to try and tease him back by constantly dissing his forehead
yep, you heard me right
on which, according to Junchan, he could grow a soccer field and be able to play on it forever and live happily ever after
it is quite large indeedthe members agree.
AALLLL THE AWARDS FOR BEST ACTOR
HIS ACTING IS SO GOOD
he’s not your typical idol-turned-actor. He was actually immensely praised for his acting and shocked a lot of people because of it. He was main character in SungKyungKwan Scandal, Miss Ripley, ROOFTOP PRINCE and I Miss You. They’re all kdramas. I capitalized Rooftop Prince because I’ve watched a lot of kdramas in my life and that is undoubtedly the best I’ve ever come across like holy shit it’s so fucking good.
NOT TO MENTION HOW FUCKING GORGEOUS HE LOOKED IN IT
In all honesty, I think it’s safe to say that this guy is the most charming guy I’ve ever gotten to know. While some may not find him immensely attractive, nobody can deny his charm.
plus, I don’t think you’ll come across a man that looks as good in a suit as him
like holy motherfucking balls
i’m already crying
As Jaejoong once mentioned, this guy is extremely greasy. Some things he says or does will introduce you to a whole new level of cheesiness yOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW EXISTED. Not only that, but he also has the fucking nERve to DENY IT.
WHILE. BEING. GREASY.
I HOPE THIS HELPED
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